May your days be fun.

Where do I come up with these?

Another poem for Marie:

"May your days be fun,
And your nights, not crazy.
Learn lots at school,
(And don't be lazy.)

May your food taste good,
May your windows be cleared.
But most of all,
May you always be weird."

-Stay weird, my friends.

A backwards message

It says:

"Marie,
In a continuing
effort to provide
new and original
messages for your lunch bags,
I am writing
this message
backwards. 
Enjoy, weirdo!"

Stay weird, my friends.

A riddle

 Today, it was a riddle:

"Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?"



 The answer inside the bag:

"A:  Nothing.  It just waved!"

Needless to say, Marie figured out the answer before even opening the bag.  I guess the joke was on me.

-Stay weird, my friends.

Not this bag!

Not this bag.

I felt compelled by an old Monty Python record this morning. 

It repeatedly says, "Not this bag!".

Marie just looked at me funny and said, "Why not this bag?"

- Stay weird, my friends.

This is a poem

This is a poem for Marie

"This is a poem for Marie,
It made it up on the spot.
Weirdest of the Weird is she,
And normal, she is not.

She never has flown a plane,
Nor sheep, she has not sheared.
But one thing I can certainly explain,
She's the Weirdest of the Weird."

Stay weird, my friends.

A bouqet of flowers

A bouquet of flowers

"A B O F F M


BYA A!"

Translated:
"A bouquet of flowers for Marie

Because you are AWESOME"

Stay weird, my friends.

Another coded lunch

Another enigmatic code.

Decoded it says:

"Marie,
You are awesome!!!
(but weird)

Love,
    Dad"

Stay weird, my friends.