May your days be fun.

Where do I come up with these?

Another poem for Marie:

"May your days be fun,
And your nights, not crazy.
Learn lots at school,
(And don't be lazy.)

May your food taste good,
May your windows be cleared.
But most of all,
May you always be weird."

-Stay weird, my friends.

A backwards message

It says:

"Marie,
In a continuing
effort to provide
new and original
messages for your lunch bags,
I am writing
this message
backwards. 
Enjoy, weirdo!"

Stay weird, my friends.

A riddle

 Today, it was a riddle:

"Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?"



 The answer inside the bag:

"A:  Nothing.  It just waved!"

Needless to say, Marie figured out the answer before even opening the bag.  I guess the joke was on me.

-Stay weird, my friends.

Not this bag!

Not this bag.

I felt compelled by an old Monty Python record this morning. 

It repeatedly says, "Not this bag!".

Marie just looked at me funny and said, "Why not this bag?"

- Stay weird, my friends.

This is a poem

This is a poem for Marie

"This is a poem for Marie,
It made it up on the spot.
Weirdest of the Weird is she,
And normal, she is not.

She never has flown a plane,
Nor sheep, she has not sheared.
But one thing I can certainly explain,
She's the Weirdest of the Weird."

Stay weird, my friends.

A bouqet of flowers

A bouquet of flowers

"A B O F F M


BYA A!"

Translated:
"A bouquet of flowers for Marie

Because you are AWESOME"

Stay weird, my friends.

Another coded lunch

Another enigmatic code.

Decoded it says:

"Marie,
You are awesome!!!
(but weird)

Love,
    Dad"

Stay weird, my friends.

Incredible!

It's INCREDIBLE!

"It's INCREDIBLE!
It's AMAZING!!!!!
It's OUT OF THIS WORLD!

It's...
            It's...

It's another decorated lunch bag."


- Stay weird, my friend.

A Question for her today

A question for Marie.

Today's lunch bag message:

"Q:  What is green, slimy, and has fungus growing on it?"
"A:  I don't know either, but its in your lunchbag."

What I left inside the bag.  

He he he!  I made her look again!

- Stay weird, my friends.

I'm back!!!I"

I'm sure she did.

The day after we came back from a week and a half vacation, I was pretty sure she missed her daily lunch bag decorations.

"I'm Back!!!
Did you Miss me????"


Stay weird, my friends.

Roses are red

 

My wife and I left on vacation for 2 weeks.  I knew I would not be able to decorate Marie's lunch bag every day, so I sneaked in a couple of surprise messages for while we were away.

 

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
We have left for vacation
And we already miss you!

-Mom and Dad

P.S.  You're still weird... The weirdest of the weird!"

Stay weird, my friends.

Don't open this lunchbag...

The Warning!

"DON'T open ths lunch bag!  There's and orange 7 legged snorkelwinkle in there.  You have been warned!"

Inside the bag

The note inside says, "Made you look!!"

- Stay weird, my friends.

W is for....

Marie laughed hard at this one today:

The letters in WEIRD stand for...

W.... is for your Weirdness
E... is for your Enormous weirdness
I... is for your Incredibly enormous weirdness
R... is for your Really incredibly enormous weirdness
D... is for... is for... uh...  Did I say that you are weird?


Stay weird, my friends.

Award for, "Most Weird".

"The Award for, "Most Weird" goes to - MARIE"

I had to let Marie know that she had won the award for, "Most Weird".

Stay weird my friends.